Roadhog was Card Czar:
Merasmus - RASCAL YOU LITTLE S**T! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
Rascal: I'M SORRY!
Me: Merasmus! Don't kill him! This was just a joke!
Roadhog: At least I chose Junkrat's answer or I would have been killed too.
Junkrat: *thinks* Damn Rascal, out of all the choices, why did you have to include Merasmus' dick. *laughs*
Merasmus: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY JAMISON?!
Junkrat: Yeah! XD
Please don't kill me. ;-;